This Blonde Can Do Nothing to Hide Her Post Game Thirst for Kevin Durant.

Durant had a typical Durant game in the playoffs, 38 pts, 9 boards, 5 assists. Golden State easily beat the Pelicans to take a 3-1 series lead. Even more impressive was how Durant is able to get shots up over Anthony Davis and bury them. Proving his shot is unblockable. End of basketball analysis, my favorite ...

A-Train is in Las Vegas to Watch (bet) the NFL Draft and Playoff Basketball.

A-Train Corp has taken a company retreat to Las Vegas to watch the NFL Draft. Here at A-Train Corp we take the NFL Draft very seriously and we have all hands on deck for some very mediocre draft analysis and prop betting. Our Props 2018. Under 19.5 Sec players drafted in rounds 1-2. I love ...

Deadly Class is Coming to Television.

Deadly Class is the comic book that got me back into comic books. On a friend’s recommendation, I starting reading it and right away I was hooked. In no time I had blazed through every issue and now I count down the days until the next cycle gets released. Set in 1980’s San Fransisco Deadly ...

Rampage is Stupid, Fun, and I’m glad I saw it in Theaters.

Another Edition of “A-Train Watches.” This time A-Train watches “Rampage” Rampage, just like Kong Skull Island is a movie meant for the big screen. If you wait for it on dvd/streaming you are going to be disappointed. Side Note: Do films even come out on DVD anymore? I honestly can’t remember the last time I ...

My Long Held Belief that Hand Dryers are the Worst Invention Ever, Substanciated by Science.

The Headline Reads: “Hand dryers spray human waste particles all over you, study finds.”  A-Train chimes in: “And it doesn’t even dry your fucking hands!” I have long held the position that the electrical hand dryers in public bathrooms are one of the worst inventions of all time. What makes an invention bad? Doesn’t improve on ...

Johnny Roast Beef: You Come at the Queen, You Best Not Miss.

I was as upset as anyone when Deadspin decided to attack barstool yet again. But I wasn’t surprised. Deadspin makes a living by calling Barstool a misogynistic website for because it caters to a male audience. The only way anyone clicks on a Deadspin article is if it’s bashing barstool, most of those clicks are fans ...

Johnny Roast Beef Stops by the ATrainSports Office to Give His Take on Donte DiVincenzo.

Johnny Roast Beef stopped by the A-Train Sports HQ to deliver some capicola and other fine deli meat from his deli/pizza place back east. Johhny don’t know a lot, but the man know’s his meats. He also loves to watch College Basketball and since he would not shut up about Donte DiVincenzo’s performance last night, ...

It’s Fake News that LeBron Beat Jordan’s Consecutive Games of 10+ Points Streak.

876 consecutive games scoring 10+ points for Lebron James sounds really great. He just broke MJ’s record of 866 games scoring 10+ points. Or did he? There is a very important factor that nobody is mentioning. This is a regular season record. This record does not include the MOST IMPORTANT GAMES. The games played in ...

Josh Allen Crushed the Wonderlic, What Can’t This Guy Do?

Tall? Check. Rocket Arm? Check. Big Hands? Check. Took snaps under center in college? Check. Josh Allen has been checking off all the boxes and now he can check one more. The Genius Box. That’s right Josh Allen is a genius as far as I’m concerned after scoring a 37 on the Wonderlic test. Ok, ...

A-Train Makes a Magic Wand.

I was listening to The Last Podcast on the Left. I don’t remember the episode, but they were talking about the concept of magic and magical items. To make a long story short, magic is real, (probably) and anyone can make a magic wand. If I had a working magic wand back in 2012, I ...

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