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PBM Claims the Trade Machine Throne.

October 22, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM goes full on berserker mode and uses the NBA trade machine like few have ever done before…be prepared to be amazed. Continue reading PBM Claims the Trade Machine Throne.

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Dame Lillard is an Absolute Dog.

August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 atrainsports

I fucking LOVE Damian Lillard. I was always a fan of his, but when I read his player’s tribune article Loyalty Over Everything. That’s when I truly became a fan of his forever. The article is long but worth the … Continue reading Dame Lillard is an Absolute Dog.

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Ella Kernkamp Can Help You Get Through 2020.

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 atrainsports

Meet Ella Delphine Kernkamp. She is a rising star in the modeling world, Boutinela babe, animal lover, equestrian, and an all-around stunner. Put her on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue. Put her on the silver screen. Put her on … Continue reading Ella Kernkamp Can Help You Get Through 2020.

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The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

July 9, 2020 atrainsports

Pat Mahomes signed the richest deal in NFL History (A 10-year extension worth 503 million dollars) People have been coming out of the woodwork talking about how this deal will make it impossible for the Chiefs to compete while paying … Continue reading The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

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The TBT is something you should be interested in.

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM’s favorite event for summer hoops is the only basketball needed as the country’s fights against systemic racism and a global pandemic rage on. Continue reading The TBT is something you should be interested in.

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Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

Bulls. vs. Lakers for all the marbles. The end of the season brings an expected champion and an unexpected hero. Continue reading Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

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Covid-19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: Eastern Conference Results

April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM is back to tell the rail riders who will face the Lakers for the ultimate fantasy NBA crown. Continue reading Covid-19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: Eastern Conference Results

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Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

April 6, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM has finalized the simulation of his ultimate NBA season for the western conference. The results may shock you, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

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Co-vid 19 presents “The Ultimate NBA Fantasy Draft”

April 3, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

The Rona has ripped the NBA away from PBM…or has it? In the face of serious withdrawal symptoms, the master of the prone bone decided to create new ten-man rosters for every team. Every player from every era was on in the draft pool, and the results are quite spectacular. Enjoy, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 presents “The Ultimate NBA Fantasy Draft”

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Street Art in the Time of Corona Virus

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 atrainsports

Many of the businesses forced to close in Seattle have literally boarded shut. I assume this is from the very real chance of people trying to break windows and loot what is inside. These are just in a one-block radius … Continue reading Street Art in the Time of Corona Virus

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