Month: September 2017

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Football Friday: Dry Beaks and Circus Freaks. (Updated)

Last week ATRAIN CORP took it’s first hit of the season, boy was it a doozy. 2-8 in our College Football picks last week is no bueno. Checking the numbers: After four weeks we had our initial investment of $5,000 up to $6,250. The 2-8 nose dive cost us $850 and we are now back ...

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Throwback Thursday: Sylvester Stallone once had a bull mastiff named Butkus. Obviously they were best friends.

Sly Stallone has always been a low-key hero of mine for one reason. He wrote the movie Rocky, and refused to sell it to anyone that wouldn’t let him play Rocky. Most Actors wait forever to get the perfect role, Stallone just up and wrote one for himself. He just penned an all-time classic no ...

Did this Nebraska fan poop her pants on National TV?

I’ve had this little clip in my phone since before this blog began. I just “re-discovered” it and I feel like it’s too hilarious not to share. It’s from Illinois @ Nebraska Oct. 1, 2016.   I’ll let you guys be the judge but I say we have a clear cut case of pooped in ...

Nicholas Cage Appreciation Week: Inspiring America’s youth.

Nicholas Cage was my first celebrity impression, I was 8 years old. I grew up in an Italian family, and in Italian families certain movies are canon. The Godfather of course, but also Moonstruck. Italians love Moonstuck. My family is obsessed with it, and by the time I was in 3rd grade I had probably ...

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Stop putting words on this picture: An adderall fueled hate blog.

You know it’s adderall fueled when it’s the third blog post of the day.  I’m begging the internet to find a new random picture to meme-ify so I can stop seeing this goddamn visual cliche’ everytime I open my eyes. It was fun for a minute. I was never really into it, but I understand ...

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Friendly reminder next week is Nick Cage appreciation week.

We will be celebrating the life and career of one Nicholas Cage. His movies have been good, his movies have been bad, his movies have been ugly.  Stay Tuned for all Cage all the time next week on ATRAIN SPORTS. Here have a taste: If you tried to field a baseball team based entirely on ...

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Football Friday: Wet the Beak

This week in CFB lacks the super top tier match-ups but we still got some very intriguing plays this week at ATRAIN CORP. Knock on wood we have had no losing weeks let’s keep the streak alive. Friday Night Special: OK we are 0-1 on Friday night football, lets get back to .500 and take ...

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Reaching out to Kevin Durant. ATrain Corp. is here to help.

Kevin Durant sucks at being a rich and famous basketball player. He is out here on twitter fighting a social media battle like a goddamn peasant. Kevin Durant recently apologized for creating fake twitter accounts to bash his naysayers and former coaches/teammates, and lift up his own image and brand. Why Kevin? I know why, ...

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Weekend Football Review: Beaks are still wet.

  OK we missed on a few bets over the weekend, but we hit on more and ATRAIN CORP. is firmly in the black. Weekly Breakdown: Week 1: +100 Week 2: +400 Week 3: This was first week of NFL season we did +500 college and -200 on NFL for +300 total. Week 4: +450 college ...

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Wet the beak Friday. College Football Picks against the spread.

  Atrain Corp had a good week last week in College only to see a nice chunk of our winnings go away when the NFL started. I’m way more at home picking the College game than the NFL.  I’m gonna continue to put out 5 NFL picks each week but, I am drawing the line ...