Last week ATRAIN CORP took it’s first hit of the season, boy was it a doozy. 2-8 in our College Football picks last week is no bueno. Checking the numbers: After four weeks we had our initial investment of $5,000 up to $6,250. The 2-8 nose dive cost us $850 and we are now back to $5,400. Still in the black, and do to bounce back. Current beak status calls for a forecast of rain. Thursday Night Football Recap: The Bears fucking suck, John Fox sucks, but most of all Mike Glennon SUCKS, and not only that he looks like … Continue reading Football Friday: Dry Beaks and Circus Freaks. (Updated)
Sly Stallone has always been a low-key hero of mine for one reason. He wrote the movie Rocky, and refused to sell it to anyone that wouldn’t let him play Rocky. Most Actors wait forever to get the perfect role, Stallone just up and wrote one for himself. He just penned an all-time classic no big deal. Then I found out about his dog Butkus, and I somehow like the guy even more. I wore number 51 in junior football and freshman year because of Dick Butkus. Sly was obviously a fan as well. He got Butkus in 1971 when … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Sylvester Stallone once had a bull mastiff named Butkus. Obviously they were best friends.
I’ve had this little clip in my phone since before this blog began. I just “re-discovered” it and I feel like it’s too hilarious not to share. It’s from Illinois @ Nebraska Oct. 1, 2016. I’ll let you guys … Continue reading Did this Nebraska fan poop her pants on National TV?
Nicholas Cage was my first celebrity impression, I was 8 years old. I grew up in an Italian family, and in Italian families certain movies are canon. The Godfather of course, but also Moonstruck. Italians love Moonstuck. My family is … Continue reading Nicholas Cage Appreciation Week: Inspiring America’s youth.
You know it’s adderall fueled when it’s the third blog post of the day. I’m begging the internet to find a new random picture to meme-ify so I can stop seeing this goddamn visual cliche’ everytime I open my eyes. It was fun for a minute. I was never really into it, but I understand how things go viral. Still this picture is so stale and I see it so often it makes me wonder if the entire human race has gotten lazy and uncreative. This abomination is showing no signs of slowing down. I actually heard some ESPN dingbat … Continue reading Stop putting words on this picture: An adderall fueled hate blog.
We will be celebrating the life and career of one Nicholas Cage. His movies have been good, his movies have been bad, his movies have been ugly. Stay Tuned for all Cage all the time next week on ATRAIN SPORTS. Here have a taste: If you tried to field a baseball team based entirely on Cage character names from his films what does that team look like? 1B – Grug Crood, voice acting counts. Full Disclosure I have not seen The Croods, but I have seen a lot of fat first basemen. Grug Crood sounds like a first basemen with … Continue reading Friendly reminder next week is Nick Cage appreciation week.
This week in CFB lacks the super top tier match-ups but we still got some very intriguing plays this week at ATRAIN CORP. Knock on wood we have had no losing weeks let’s keep the streak alive. Friday Night Special: OK we are 0-1 on Friday night football, lets get back to .500 and take Utah -3.5 in Arizona. FSU is still a team: It seems like it’s been forever since the ‘noles last played. That’s because the last time we saw them was vs Alabama. The Tide have played twice since then. At this point FSU still has only … Continue reading Football Friday: Wet the Beak
Kevin Durant sucks at being a rich and famous basketball player. He is out here on twitter fighting a social media battle like a goddamn peasant. Kevin Durant recently apologized for creating fake twitter accounts to bash his naysayers and former coaches/teammates, and lift up his own image and brand. Why Kevin? I know why, you think your a normal dude. Your feeling get hurt, you feel misunderstood, the media is savage as fuck I get it. I’m here to take you under my wing Kevin. I here to show you, how to be a rich famous basketball player, not … Continue reading Reaching out to Kevin Durant. ATrain Corp. is here to help.
OK we missed on a few bets over the weekend, but we hit on more and ATRAIN CORP. is firmly in the black. Weekly Breakdown: Week 1: +100 Week 2: +400 Week 3: This was first week of NFL season we did +500 college and -200 on NFL for +300 total. Week 4: +450 college only So far so good. This is where as a degenerate gambler you start to get too confident and start betting more and more. We are not going to do that. Yet. Saturday Musings: Clemson continues to make ATRAIN CORP money. Brett Venables defense is … Continue reading Weekend Football Review: Beaks are still wet.
Atrain Corp had a good week last week in College only to see a nice chunk of our winnings go away when the NFL started. I’m way more at home picking the College game than the NFL. I’m gonna continue to put out 5 NFL picks each week but, I am drawing the line at auto betting 100 on each game. Look for those on Saturday. I will bet based on my confidence from now on. Let’s wet some beaks. The Friday Night Special: Illinios getting 17.5 is too much for me. There is some fan bias here. … Continue reading Wet the beak Friday. College Football Picks against the spread.