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Month: October 2017

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Tuesday Tidal Wave Thumps featuring The Underachievers

October 31, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

Holler at ya boy if you ready to make noise, rail riders! We’re in the caboose, we’re doin’ pussies, and it is all gravy train + biscuit wheels in the Prone Bone Dome. PBM had a rough morning, I can’t … Continue reading Tuesday Tidal Wave Thumps featuring The Underachievers

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Halloween ’94 : When Brett Favre became my Mike Myers.

October 31, 2017November 14, 2017 atrainsports

Everyone in America knows who Brett Favre is. Some people know Brett Favre a bit too well, no I’m not talking about Jenn Sterger. I’m talking about myself. Brett Favre is a destroyer of childhoods. Football is life to me, … Continue reading Halloween ’94 : When Brett Favre became my Mike Myers.

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Prone Bone Malone Pigskin Particulars

October 30, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

The caboose is jam packed with a moose, two flooz’s for which you can choose, ya boy PBM’s jelly juice, and maybe a noose if you’re into that sort of thing! Welcome aboard another edition of Pig Skin Particulars, rail … Continue reading Prone Bone Malone Pigskin Particulars

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Prone Bone Dome Episode 3

October 28, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

Got some Hip Hop art hung in the actual Prone Bone Dome today, family. Figured I’d tell y’all what’s up with the current state of the game.   Continue reading Prone Bone Dome Episode 3

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On Friday’s We Wet the Beak.

October 27, 2017November 14, 2017 atrainsports

We try to at least. The last two weeks have not been kind. We have lost $$$ in back to back weekends for the first time this season. Time to steady the ship, and the good news is that we … Continue reading On Friday’s We Wet the Beak.

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Friday Skeletal Shakers

October 27, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

Chugga, chugga, chugga….chugga, chugga, chugga…chugga, chugga, chugga…CHOO CHOO! The Prone Bone Malone caboose is loose on Friday early afternoon to hit you with a typhoon of Hip Hop that would sink a yacht or a pontoon! These skeletal shakers are … Continue reading Friday Skeletal Shakers

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College Football: Pre-Beak Wetting Edition. The Games to Watch.

October 26, 2017November 14, 2017 atrainsports

The ATrain is choo-choo-ing about some key matchups this week. We will preview games, and make a couple early bets before I drop the official Wet the Beak post tomorrow. The Big-Boy: Penn State at Ohio State. The Horseshoe is … Continue reading College Football: Pre-Beak Wetting Edition. The Games to Watch.

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Prone Bone Dome Episode 2 – Hi, Bernie

October 25, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

Toot, toot! Flying into Hateland station on the express engine this morning, Rail Riders! Episode two of the Prone Bone Dome is up for your listening pleasure. Lots of Cardinals talk driven by what our least favorite St. Louis sports … Continue reading Prone Bone Dome Episode 2 – Hi, Bernie

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According to Lancel Lannister: “It is not treason unless you finish inside.”

October 25, 2017November 14, 2017 atrainsports

I’m getting ahead of myself, let me give this some context. I’ve mentioned that I’m a nerd when it comes to all things involving A Game of Thrones TV show, or the book series A Song of Ice and Fire. I … Continue reading According to Lancel Lannister: “It is not treason unless you finish inside.”

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Jay Mariotti does a Podcast that NOBODY Listens to, has 53,180 Hate-Followers on Twitter.

October 25, 2017November 14, 2017 atrainsports

I decided to check in on former ESPN Superstar Jay Mariotti. What’s my most hated sportswriter of all-time up too these days? ( Bill Plaschke is lucky that Jay Mariotti is around or I’d turn my hate on him)   … Continue reading Jay Mariotti does a Podcast that NOBODY Listens to, has 53,180 Hate-Followers on Twitter.

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