See if you can guess where a man googled “How to rob a bank?”, & then robbed a bank.

Was it

A) Tampa?

B) Chicago?

C) Detroit?

D) San Jose?

I mean where on Earth are people that stupid?

Hold on I’ll give you another hint….on the same exact news day, A local city official drunkenly crashed a golf cart into a restaurant during Oktoberfest.

Aaron Carter - Tampa Bay

Did you know the same City is also hometown to former pop sensation Aaron Carter?

DING DING DING. Tampa is Correct.

There is a silverlingings playbook in all of this. One day Tampa will be no more. At some point we are gonna burn enough fossil fuels and screw mother nature enough that she finally lets go of those icebergs and we have a Waterworld-like scenario.

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Floridian Searches for “Dry Land”

As you can see Florida will soon be wiped off the face of the planet. I’m not necessarily against it, but it would really change College Football. FSU-Miami won’t be the same played from the bottom of the ocean.

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