Prone Bone Malone Pigskin Particulars

ALL ABOARD! Another Sunday in the books. Parody is alive and well in the NFL. So much parody. Jimmy Buffet’s fans have renamed themselves the Parodyheads because of the parody in the NFL. That one rum that isn’t Malibu renamed itself to Parody Bay. The Pittsburgh Pirates mascot is now a guy who wears a suit shaped like the word Parody. You get the point.

WITH ALL THE PARODY, ARE THESE REALLY UPSETS?

The Fish squished the Falcons. The Steelers went to Arrowhead and won – did you know Arrowhead is super loud? No, really. They used the sound measuring device and everything to find out that Arrowhead is super loud. Loud doesn’t matter to LeVeon. Loud certainly didn’t help the Chiefs secondary member named Sorenson who got burned every single play (both run and pass). The Arizona Football Cardinals beat the Bucs and Adrian Peterson showed that guy there is actually alive. Don’t cross him off just yet.

BUH, BYE AARON RODGERS

I cackled when that douche went down. Cackled loud. I HATE Packers fans. I hate the Packers too, but I hate their fans way more. These cheese hat wearing, cheese curd chomping, dark beer loving butt goblins are real sad today. It’s beautiful. I’ve also been telling the Train that the Eagles are coming out of the NFC for weeks now, so let’s go ahead and lead pipe lock that pick in. PBM TAKES THE EAGLES AS HIS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP PICK.

THE AFC IS WIDE OPEN

So I forgot one thing last week when sucking the Chiefs’ popsicle – their coach is Andy Reid. Andy Reid made Mike Tomlin look real smart yesterday, and Tomlin is far from Erkel when he hits the books. Belichick is now and always will be at the head of the class of the NFL coaches, but his team just isn’t that good this year. Waiting to spread my jelly on a pick to lock in on from this conference.

THE RAMS ARE A PLAYOFF TEAM

Jared and the gang went into Jacksonville and put it on the Jags – winning by ten and showing that they’re a versatile group. Enough from me – let’s see what Jared had to say.

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