LET’S…GO…BLUUUUUUUUES! ALLLLLLL ABOARD THE BLUE NOTE SMASHED THE BLACKHAWKS EXPRESS TRAIN STRAIGHT TO LORD STANLEY’S HOME! TOOOOOOOT! TOOOOOOOT!

Young Jayden’s glorious hat trick.

What a game last night, rail riders. God, that was fun. The Note broke the Prone Bone Malone post curse and just obliterated the Blackhawks on their home ice. Jayden Schwartz and Vladi Dadi were the two best players on the ice all night, and the Hawks looked overwhelmed by the Note’s puck movement all night long. The Blues outshot, outhit, and flat out decimated the ridiculously overwhelmed figure skaters from Chicago. It really was sad at some points. I couldn’t even believe what I was watching, honestly. The Blues sat back and let the Hawks get two cheap goals in the 3rd, but it was just to toy with them even more before the empty netter served as the spirit crusher that Chief Blackhawk felt long ago. Now all we need is Kershaw to polish off the Lovable Losing Lubs tonight, and Prone Bone Malone will debut the Rocket Queen dance. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, baby. KEEP FIRING, FAMILY!