Shame on ya, Bill O’Brien! I don’t know how Young Dirty shattered his ACL in fucking practice, but I guarantee fucking tee OB was intricately involved. He is the coach after all, and what is he doing having Watson run anything in practice that could jeopardize his knees?!? Absurd, abnormal, atrocious, assheadery at its finest.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, Zeke Elliott is playing this weekend. Which means that Jerry Jones is indeed the largest cock in the cracker factory. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?