PBM and myself have a little bit of an inside joke that I’ll let you all in on. It involves former Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Washington Redskin, Todd Yoder.

It’s not really a joke, I don’t know what to call it, but the gist is that all shitty white tight ends are Yoders. That’s it. Pretty fucking cool right?
You see in deeper fantasy leagues (12-14 teams) late in the season you find yourself searching the waiver wire scrap heap looking for a TE who might catch a TD. For many years your would hit that filter and there he was: Todd Yoder.
You knew you were in bad shape if you were even considering Yoder.

Oh shit he’s projected to get 5 points? It was always Yoder and some other guy, I usually went with the other guy. It never felt good to pick up Yoder. Well thanks to the NFL becoming more passing oriented, there are now more Yoders than ever before.
Luke Wilson you’re a Yoder with an actor’s name:

AJ Derby? I don’t even know who you are. Guess what? You’re a Yoder.

Even the Bears drafted a Yoder, Adam Shaheen:

Feel free to start calling crappy white fantasy tight ends “Yoders” it rolls right off the tongue.