PBM Pigskin Particulars

Express train to NFL knowledge – all aboard, Rail Riders! Ya boy PBM went 2-2 in his Pick 5 this Thursday / weekend hitting on the Chargers and Cardinals and missing on the Lions and Saints. We’ve got the Texans tonight. Now, if you’re wondering why our boy Jared isn’t the featured image and Alvin “Boom Boom” Kamara is, I’m about to tell you. First thing is first – I’m starting a movement to make Kamara’s nickname “Boom Boom.” Why? Because when he touches the ball things go boom…then BOOM! He’s unfuckingbelievable. It was a huge win for the Rams yesterday – ginormous, in fact. But my take away was, and has been, that Kamara is the GAWD and on some truly next level ish right now. Look at these stats:

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Boom Boom is the lynchpin of the Saints offense and the Stickmen Deluxe, who powered their way to 9-3 and a playoff spot in the The Holy War this weekend. If Boom Boom keeps boom booming, then when Zeke gets back in the fray, the title is ours. Pop Martinelli’s, mafuckas.

Fly Eagles, Fly

The PBM darlings once again put in that work. Poor Mr. Biscuit got introduced to Fletcher “Doesn’t take I just give” Cox in a big way. Wentz was surgical yet again, and if not for Brady, would be the runaway MVP. Calling their ground game versatile would be an understatement now that Ajayi is on board. I think the Vikings could maybe hang with them for a half, but barring injury, that team is waltzing to the SB. Hope you put loot down on it when we told you to in week three.

Sayonora, Stickmalex

The Kansas City Chiefs STINK. Alex Smith STINKS. When we’re wrong, we’re wrong. I can’t believe how bad they’ve become, and yet again, I can. Alex Smith and Andy Reid are prominently involved. Their flash in the pan rookie RB got dissected in the film room. And their defense is so paper thin once any first stringer gets dinged up. The Train and I believe the Chargers are going to win that division. Hammer that bet if you feel so inclined.

Oh how the Broncos have fallen

Remember this? I bet Vance Joseph does. His team did stink worse than overcooked broccoli getting fucked by a trash bag. The Broncos STINK! The AFC West STINKS! It’s amazing that everyone, myself included, once thought it was the powerhouse division. There really isn’t one at this point, but the believed to be hapless AFC South is in the top 3 no matter how you slice it, and the NFC South is probably the best. John Elway needs to clean house in Denver and do it now, before someone sweeps him out with the rest of the rubbish.

Power Ranks

  1. New England Patriots
  2. Philadelphia Eagles
  3. Pittsburgh Steelers
  4. Minnesota Vikings
  5. Los Angeles Rams
  6. New Orleans Saints
  7. Carolina Panthers
  8. Seattle Seahawks
  9. Tennessee Titans
  10. Atlanta Falcons
  11. Los Angeles Chargers
  12. Jacksonville Jaguars
  13. Washington Redskins
  14. Kansas City Chiefs
  15. Baltimore Ravens

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