For all of you rail riders who made your fantasy playoffs, the above clip is for you! Place at the table, baby. That’s all you need. Ya boy PBM is looking to lock up the Holy War regular season crown next week (four teams get in, playoffs in 15/16) and have our sights set on the trophy. The Stickmen Deluxe have been taking no prisoners even without our franchise guy in Zeke Elliott. Be afraid, suckers. Be very afraid.
PICK 5 DELIGHT
There seems to be very little curse of ATrainsports.com with my NFL picks, because as I started to keep the passengers abreast on my Pick 5 dealings, I’ve been hitting 3-2, 4-1, and dancing with 5-0 every week. This week we hit the money, family. 5-0. Our picks below:
GREEN BAY (+1.5) 26, Tampa Bay 20
MIAMI (-0.5) 35, Denver 9
BALTIMORE (-2.5) 44, Detroit 20
OAKLAND (-6.5) 24, GMen 17
SEATTLE (+5.5) 24, Philly 10
Pete Carroll – you’re still not out of the PBM doghouse, but you just won some money back to take care of the 2,000 you’re in debt to me for handing the ball to LenDale White when everyone on the planet knew you should have ran a toss to Reggie Bush or a quick hit to one of your huge receiving weapons against the Vince Young led Longhorns. But that’s a topic for another day. For now, we celebrate.
THE RUMBLE IN LOS ANGELES – WENTZ V. GOFF
Our boy Jared looked spectacular in the “Wreckers” thumping of the Arizona Football Cardinals. Wentz looked both super human and incredibly human against the Seahawks. The Seabirds pressure got to him, which makes me think the Rams have a legitimate chance at handling the Eagles with relative ease on their home turf. Tons of talk has been about the Rams offense and Bodhi Goffer, but their defense is fucking ferocious. Donald is second to Fletcher Cox as the best DL in football. Ogletree is in the discussion as one of the top linebackers in the game. Quinn and Brockers bring the pain on the front, and their secondary is nothing to sneeze at with Mark Barron playing the hybrid LB/SS role. I can’t wait for this game next week – it may decide who is the #1 seed in the NFC…or not, because…
MURDER WAS THE CASE THAT KEENUM PLAYED, G
The Vikings can’t lose. Case Keenum might start a game at QB for the Stickmen in the Holy War playoffs. What the fuck is going on up in Minny?!?!? In “case,” you didn’t know, Mike Zimmer is a bad, bad man when it comes to coaching an NFL roster. He keeps it stoic like that guy up in NE for the majority of the game, but when he wants to bring the thunder and get fired up, homeboy lets loose. It’s pretty awesome to see.
QUICK HIT OBSERVATIONS
- Alvin Kamara – still the GAWD. Boom…then BOOM.
- Larry Fitz – the oldhead GAWD.
- Robbie Gould revenge game. Sorry, Mr. Biscuit.
- The Chiefs STINK.
- Tom Savage STINKS.
- Bill O’Brien STINKS.
- New England Patriots
- Minnesota Vikings
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Philadelphia Eagles
- Los Angeles Rams
- New Orleans Saints
- Seattle Seahawks
- Carolina Panthers
- Jacksonville Jaguars
- Baltimore Ravens
- Los Angeles Chargers
- Tennessee Titans
- Atlanta Falcons
- Dallas Cowboys
- Oakland Raiders