Month: January 2018

Kids These Days: Still Just As Ruthless & Diabolical As Ever.

Let me just start by saying that kids are the absolute worst. People say children are the future? False. They are just a cog in a never-ending cycle of human reproduction. Don’t trust kids, they smell fear, they will find your weakness and fucking exploit that shit. Girls can be the worse than boys when ...

Seahawks Fans Are Not Ready For Brian Schottenheimer.

The Seahawks have a passionate fan base, just ask Darrell Bevell. Bevell was finally run out of town after the Seahawks failed to make the postseason for the first time in the Russell Wilson era. It was a year too late for most Seattle fans, these people wanted his blood after Superbowl XLIX. Be careful ...

Guy Does Some Outerworldly Guitar Hero Feat.

This is why Reddit is awesome. It leads me to these kinds of videos, holy shit! I don’t even play guitar hero but I know I just watched something special. Watch the people in the chat window start to lose their minds as he gets close to 100% completion. Unless he can see through the blindfold I ...

Meat Vending Machine. One Step Closer to Robots Running Everything.

At first, I thought “Hey Meat Vending Machine, I’m gonna blog about how sweet this is.” Yes, of course, a meat vending machine is pretty sweet no matter the location. You’re out and about, your tummy rumbles, you look up and see meat. It’s the American Dream. An inside of a Nordstrom’s is like a labyrinth ...

A-Train Asks: Three Important Questions on the Day of the Women’s March.

Today I have a new segment “A-Train Asks” where I am going to pose three questions to the reader. I’d like you to consider and answer each in your own mind. I’ll be giving my answers as well. Before I jump right into the questions, a quick anecdote about from where my questions stem. I ...

Not So Breaking News: I Finally Remember Where I Heard “Dilly Dilly” Before.

If you watch the NFL then you have seen Bud Light’s Dilly Dilly ad campaign. When I saw my first “dilly, dilly” commercial I gave it a slight chuckle, it was kinda funny. The problem with any successful ad campaign is that once it becomes too popular it gets really grating. Now every idiot with a ...

And Then There Were Four: The Mount Rushmore of the NFL.

Sure most people had the Patriots mentally etched on the 2017 version of the NFL’s Mount Rushmore. That was easy, New England is making their 7th consecutive appearance in the AFC Championship Game. However, if before the season started you told me the other three teams left would be The Eagles, Vikings, and Jaguars I ...