Let me just start by saying that kids are the absolute worst. People say children are the future? False. They are just a cog in a never-ending cycle of human reproduction. Don’t trust kids, they smell fear, they will find … Continue reading Kids These Days: Still Just As Ruthless & Diabolical As Ever.
The Seahawks have a passionate fan base, just ask Darrell Bevell. Bevell was finally run out of town after the Seahawks failed to make the postseason for the first time in the Russell Wilson era. It was a year too … Continue reading Seahawks Fans Are Not Ready For Brian Schottenheimer.
This is why Reddit is awesome. It leads me to these kinds of videos, holy shit! I don’t even play guitar hero but I know I just watched something special. Watch the people in the chat window start to lose their minds … Continue reading Guy Does Some Outerworldly Guitar Hero Feat.
At first, I thought “Hey Meat Vending Machine, I’m gonna blog about how sweet this is.” Yes, of course, a meat vending machine is pretty sweet no matter the location. You’re out and about, your tummy rumbles, you look up … Continue reading Meat Vending Machine. One Step Closer to Robots Running Everything.
Today I have a new segment “A-Train Asks” where I am going to pose three questions to the reader. I’d like you to consider and answer each in your own mind. I’ll be giving my answers as well. Before I … Continue reading A-Train Asks: Three Important Questions on the Day of the Women’s March.
If you watch the NFL then you have seen Bud Light’s Dilly Dilly ad campaign. When I saw my first “dilly, dilly” commercial I gave it a slight chuckle, it was kinda funny. The problem with any successful ad campaign … Continue reading Not So Breaking News: I Finally Remember Where I Heard “Dilly Dilly” Before.
Sure most people had the Patriots mentally etched on the 2017 version of the NFL’s Mount Rushmore. That was easy, New England is making their 7th consecutive appearance in the AFC Championship Game. However, if before the season started you … Continue reading And Then There Were Four: The Mount Rushmore of the NFL.
This website has been around long enough for me to start owning my mistakes. So without further ado, I present some of my works takes thus far. The Titanic of Bad Takes: The Rams will be so bad that Todd … Continue reading Mea Culpa: The Train’s Worst Takes So Far…
That was a mic drop of a TD pass. It was one of three that Tua Tagovailoa tossed in relief of the ineffectual Jalen Hurts. The Tide were dead in the water at halftime if something didn’t change down 13-0 … Continue reading Jalen Hurts Isn’t Getting His Job Back. It’s Tua Time in Tuscaloosa.
One thing is perfectly clear from my gambling picks in the semifinals, I’m not digging deep enough. I need to go beyond the X’s and O’s and really see who has the true advantage when it comes to Alabama vs … Continue reading Alabama vs Georgia: Breaking Down the Matchups. Plus Final Prediction.