Pre-Cog News: Pornhub’s Traffic Drops During the Super Bowl.

Since Pornhub burst onto the scene as the internet’s #1 adult website, we get the same news story after every single Superbowl.

BREAKING NEWS AMERICAN’S ARE CAPABLE OF NOT JERKING OFF FOR 3 HOURS TO WATCH FOOTBALL!

WE GET A GRAPHIC LIKE THIS:

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We get some yadda-yadda-yadda-about porn, a side note about the mini porn spike at halftime and boom you got yourself a trending article. Maybe for no reason a picture of Mia Khalifa because for some reason she gets internet clicks.

But Rarely does anyone precog the article. I’m calling it right now BEFORE it happens. Pornhub Traffic will take a big hit this Superbowl Sunday.

My analytics do not stop there, in the greater Philadelphia and Massachusetts areas these dips in traffic will be even more pronounced.

I will even so go far to predict that if we see the game turn into a blowout, Americans will turn back to Pornhub before the game is even concluded.

The Real Question is AM I NOW A PRECOG?

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