Skip to content

A-Train Sports

The Sports Section of the Fake News

  • Home
  • Our Team
  • The Locomotive
  • The Sports Car
  • The Culture Car
  • The Dining Car
  • The Caboose
  • Contact

Author: atrainsports

The Sports CarLeave a comment

Dame Lillard is an Absolute Dog.

August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 atrainsports

I fucking LOVE Damian Lillard. I was always a fan of his, but when I read his player’s tribune article Loyalty Over Everything. That’s when I truly became a fan of his forever. The article is long but worth the … Continue reading Dame Lillard is an Absolute Dog.

The LocomotiveLeave a comment

Ella Kernkamp Can Help You Get Through 2020.

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 atrainsports

Meet Ella Delphine Kernkamp. She is a rising star in the modeling world, Boutinela babe, animal lover, equestrian, and an all-around stunner. Put her on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue. Put her on the silver screen. Put her on … Continue reading Ella Kernkamp Can Help You Get Through 2020.

The Sports CarLeave a comment

The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

July 9, 2020 atrainsports

Pat Mahomes signed the richest deal in NFL History (A 10-year extension worth 503 million dollars) People have been coming out of the woodwork talking about how this deal will make it impossible for the Chiefs to compete while paying … Continue reading The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

The Culture CarLeave a comment

Street Art in the Time of Corona Virus

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 atrainsports

Many of the businesses forced to close in Seattle have literally boarded shut. I assume this is from the very real chance of people trying to break windows and loot what is inside. These are just in a one-block radius … Continue reading Street Art in the Time of Corona Virus

The Locomotive, The Sports CarLeave a comment

I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 atrainsports

When I wrote yesterday’s free agency blog I briefly touched on the Bears. I didn’t give my take on Jimmy Graham because I had no clue how much they were paying him. Turns out it was SO MUCH MORE than … Continue reading I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

The Locomotive, The Sports CarLeave a comment

NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

March 18, 2020 atrainsports

If you went into a coma from drinking too much eggnog in late December just to wake up to the reality of March 17th, 2020 the shock of the world you now live in just might be too much to … Continue reading NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

The Locomotive, The Sports CarLeave a comment

Seattle Dragons play the DC Defenders in the inaugural XFL game.

February 8, 2020 atrainsports

Here at A-Train Sports, we do not recognize the failure of the XFL 20 years ago. As far as we are concerned the league never existed, and today February 8th, 2020 the REAL XFL begins. I have already locked myself … Continue reading Seattle Dragons play the DC Defenders in the inaugural XFL game.

The Locomotive, The Sports CarLeave a comment

Joe Burreaux dominates in the National Championship, Becomes Instant Legend.

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020 atrainsports

GEAUX TIGERS. I was sitting outside the pool waiting for my sister at a Hotel whose name I forget in Las Vegas. While I’m waiting I strike up a conversation with a young dude of impressive stature. He tells me … Continue reading Joe Burreaux dominates in the National Championship, Becomes Instant Legend.

The Locomotive, The Sports CarLeave a comment

Freddy’s Dead. My Nightmare is Over & I Can Blog Again.

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019 atrainsports

Salutations! It’s good to be back blogging. Why did I take such a long break? The answer is simple. Every blog would have been an iteration of: “Freddy Can’t Coach a Soup Kitchen” “Freddy K and the Nightmare on Lerner … Continue reading Freddy’s Dead. My Nightmare is Over & I Can Blog Again.

The Locomotive, The Sports CarLeave a comment

Grading the New NFL Head Coaches.

October 1, 2019 atrainsports

The NFL has 8 new head coaches this year, that’s 25% of the NFL and an average of one new coach per division. Let’s check in on these guys after 4 weeks… Vic “Generic Grey Sweatshirt” Fangio: Broncos I was … Continue reading Grading the New NFL Head Coaches.

Posts navigation

Older posts
  • Facebook
  • LinkedIn
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
Blog at WordPress.com.
A-Train Sports
Blog at WordPress.com.
  • Follow Following
    • A-Train Sports
    • Join 73 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • A-Train Sports
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...