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PBM Claims the Trade Machine Throne.

October 22, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM goes full on berserker mode and uses the NBA trade machine like few have ever done before…be prepared to be amazed. Continue reading PBM Claims the Trade Machine Throne.

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The TBT is something you should be interested in.

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM’s favorite event for summer hoops is the only basketball needed as the country’s fights against systemic racism and a global pandemic rage on. Continue reading The TBT is something you should be interested in.

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Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

Bulls. vs. Lakers for all the marbles. The end of the season brings an expected champion and an unexpected hero. Continue reading Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

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Covid-19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: Eastern Conference Results

April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM is back to tell the rail riders who will face the Lakers for the ultimate fantasy NBA crown. Continue reading Covid-19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: Eastern Conference Results

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Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

April 6, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM has finalized the simulation of his ultimate NBA season for the western conference. The results may shock you, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

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Co-vid 19 presents “The Ultimate NBA Fantasy Draft”

April 3, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

The Rona has ripped the NBA away from PBM…or has it? In the face of serious withdrawal symptoms, the master of the prone bone decided to create new ten-man rosters for every team. Every player from every era was on in the draft pool, and the results are quite spectacular. Enjoy, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 presents “The Ultimate NBA Fantasy Draft”

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PBM’s Current NBA Love’s & Hate’s: Unbridled Passion Unleashed

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM commences his plans to consistently rip off Zach Lowe, dilligently deflate Brian Windbag, insist on ignoring Dickless Wright, and definitely demonize Doris Burke. Continue reading PBM’s Current NBA Love’s & Hate’s: Unbridled Passion Unleashed

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Kevin Durant is a Dunce.

January 15, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

In the wake of receiving high praise from Jimmy Butler, Kevin Durant cannot help himself from looking foolish (again). Continue reading Kevin Durant is a Dunce.

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OBJ is Joe Burrow’s Opposite

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

The arrogance of Odell Beckham, Jr. casts a shadow over LSU & Joe Burrow’s historically great seasons. Continue reading OBJ is Joe Burrow’s Opposite

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Marrying Modern Hip Hop & The NBA

November 16, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

2019 Hip Hop meets the 2019 NBA Stars. Continue reading Marrying Modern Hip Hop & The NBA

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