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LeBron James IS more than an Athlete…and Nothing Beyond his Brand.

October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

PBM channels his inner Jeru The Damaja to dissect LeBron vs. Daryl Morey. Continue reading LeBron James IS more than an Athlete…and Nothing Beyond his Brand.

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The Ringer’s “Rewatchables” Podcast STINKS.

August 24, 2019August 27, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

PBM expresses his growing displeasures towards the flicks deemed “Rewatchable” by The Ringer. Sweet hat, Bill. Continue reading The Ringer’s “Rewatchables” Podcast STINKS.

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Reviewing “Far From Home” + Adoring Jake Gyllenhaal & Tom Holland

July 17, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

PBM reviews the first MCU flick released post-Infinity War & he has VERY high praise on deck. He also makes the case for both the hero & the villain as the best actors of their respective generations. Continue reading Reviewing “Far From Home” + Adoring Jake Gyllenhaal & Tom Holland

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PBM gives Zion & his Pellies their Nickname + Examines the Brow Trade

June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

The arrival of the Zion King looms large as LeBron once again cannot help himself from his short-term, nonsensical ways. Continue reading PBM gives Zion & his Pellies their Nickname + Examines the Brow Trade

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The Blues are Stanley Cup Champions. Real news, and it’s spectacular.

June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

PBM’s existence as a Blues fan is broken down chronologically to make sense of the Blues’ fairytale 2019 championship season. Continue reading The Blues are Stanley Cup Champions. Real news, and it’s spectacular.

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PBM’s Game Two Adjustments

May 29, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

Game 1 of this year’s Stanley Cup Finals was the biggest Blues game I’ve ever watched. It was quickly supplanted by tonight’s game, and will only be rivaled by future games in this series. The game didn’t go so well … Continue reading PBM’s Game Two Adjustments

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Defining Greatness: NBA Dynasties

May 25, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

All aboard, rail riders – if ya not inspired then ya leave something to be desired. Because ATrain is lighting fire to TV’s Iron Throne, and Prone Bone Malone is about to ignite a pyre inside ya NBA comfort zone. … Continue reading Defining Greatness: NBA Dynasties

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Need bangers? I can give ’em to ya.

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

Watch the whole clip or skip to 1:08 for context…I can give it to ya. Happy Friday, Rail Riders! It’s you mans, PBM, and I’m coming in HOT with bangers to kick off your weekend. Let’s start with two joints … Continue reading Need bangers? I can give ’em to ya.

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Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

April 30, 2019April 30, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

Last night in Dallas, my beloved St. Louis Blues stole game three from the Dallas Stars to take a 2-1 series lead in the 2nd round of the NHL Playoffs. St. Louis local Pat “Big Rig” Maroon scored a beastly … Continue reading Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

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No More Parties in LA

April 10, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

  I love making cross-cultural comparisons. Not like Bill Simmons does in his current form, but I’d be lying if I didn’t credit his younger, hungrier self for showing me the brilliance of using this method for humor + universal … Continue reading No More Parties in LA

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