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Ella Kernkamp Can Help You Get Through 2020.

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 atrainsports

Meet Ella Delphine Kernkamp. She is a rising star in the modeling world, Boutinela babe, animal lover, equestrian, and an all-around stunner. Put her on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue. Put her on the silver screen. Put her on … Continue reading Ella Kernkamp Can Help You Get Through 2020.

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I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 atrainsports

When I wrote yesterday’s free agency blog I briefly touched on the Bears. I didn’t give my take on Jimmy Graham because I had no clue how much they were paying him. Turns out it was SO MUCH MORE than … Continue reading I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

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NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

March 18, 2020 atrainsports

If you went into a coma from drinking too much eggnog in late December just to wake up to the reality of March 17th, 2020 the shock of the world you now live in just might be too much to … Continue reading NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

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Seattle Dragons play the DC Defenders in the inaugural XFL game.

February 8, 2020 atrainsports

Here at A-Train Sports, we do not recognize the failure of the XFL 20 years ago. As far as we are concerned the league never existed, and today February 8th, 2020 the REAL XFL begins. I have already locked myself … Continue reading Seattle Dragons play the DC Defenders in the inaugural XFL game.

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Joe Burreaux dominates in the National Championship, Becomes Instant Legend.

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020 atrainsports

GEAUX TIGERS. I was sitting outside the pool waiting for my sister at a Hotel whose name I forget in Las Vegas. While I’m waiting I strike up a conversation with a young dude of impressive stature. He tells me … Continue reading Joe Burreaux dominates in the National Championship, Becomes Instant Legend.

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Freddy’s Dead. My Nightmare is Over & I Can Blog Again.

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019 atrainsports

Salutations! It’s good to be back blogging. Why did I take such a long break? The answer is simple. Every blog would have been an iteration of: “Freddy Can’t Coach a Soup Kitchen” “Freddy K and the Nightmare on Lerner … Continue reading Freddy’s Dead. My Nightmare is Over & I Can Blog Again.

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Grading the New NFL Head Coaches.

October 1, 2019 atrainsports

The NFL has 8 new head coaches this year, that’s 25% of the NFL and an average of one new coach per division. Let’s check in on these guys after 4 weeks… Vic “Generic Grey Sweatshirt” Fangio: Broncos I was … Continue reading Grading the New NFL Head Coaches.

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10 Years Ago Today, The Perfect End to a Perfect Game.

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019 atrainsports

This time of year is the sports doldrums, there is very little to get excited about. I mean all we have is Baseball, and Baseball isn’t exactly thrilling. Except for when it is. Ten years ago today was one of … Continue reading 10 Years Ago Today, The Perfect End to a Perfect Game.

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NBA Free Agency: A Beautiful New League.

July 6, 2019July 6, 2019 atrainsports

It’s been a minute since my last sports-related blog but NBA free agency came in like a bat out of hell and reset the NBA. This is a glorious day. No longer is it the Warriors (if they stay healthy) … Continue reading NBA Free Agency: A Beautiful New League.

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A Better Ending to HBO’s Game of Thrones. Part 6.

May 31, 2019 atrainsports

Welcome back to part six of the new and better ending. We are poised for a battle to the North. The Night’s King having just suffered a three-headed-dragon attack now has to re-think his strategy of freezing out the enemy. … Continue reading A Better Ending to HBO’s Game of Thrones. Part 6.

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