Category: The Locomotive

Holiday Gift Ideas: Ladies Get Your Man a Palad Khik.

Every time the holiday season rolls around the inevitable question is asked by women everywhere: “What do I get the man who has everything?” Good Question. A-Train is here with the answer but first, let me ask you this: “Is your man’s penis protected from evil spirits that would do it malicious harm?” The odds ...

Ode to the Yoder.

PBM and myself have a little bit of an inside joke that I’ll let you all in on. It involves former Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Washington Redskin, Todd Yoder. It’s not really a joke, I don’t know what to call it, but the gist is that all shitty white tight ends are Yoders. That’s it. ...

The A-Train Returns to STL.

I’m leaving the friendly confines of the Emerald City to meet my cohort PBM for a week of content creation, collaboration, and hard sports reporting. I’m setting my sites on The Gateway to the West, Saint Louis, Missouri. Oh Boy St. Louis in mid November! What could be better? It’s been a long time since ...

The Internet Says: Today is National Love your Red Hair Day.

Remember remember the 5th of November…. Ever since I saw the movie “V” for Vendetta,┬áNovember 5th has been Guy Fawkes Day up in ole’ A-Trains dome piece. No longer! From now on November 5th is Red Hair Day, because I love red hair. Specifically I love women with red hair, on a guy it’s whatever. ...

Halloween ’94 : When Brett Favre became my Mike Myers.

Everyone in America knows who Brett Favre is. Some people know Brett Favre a bit too well, no I’m not talking about Jenn Sterger. I’m talking about myself. Brett Favre is a destroyer of childhoods. Football is life to me, and it has always been that way. As soon as I understood the rudiments of ...

Jay Mariotti does a Podcast that NOBODY Listens to, has 53,180 Hate-Followers on Twitter.

I decided to check in on former ESPN Superstar Jay Mariotti. What’s my most hated sportswriter of all-time up too these days? ( Bill Plaschke is lucky that Jay Mariotti is around or I’d turn my hate on him)   He’s keeping busy! Good for Jay! He is hosting a National Podcast. How is that ...

Penn State uses Saquon Barkley the way I used my RB’s in Video Games.

For legal reasons EA Sports had to stop making it’s NCAA Football Video Game Franchise. (Originally Bill Walsh Football) That was a sad day for A-Train. The NCAA Football Franchise was my rock. It’s release day was bigger than Christmas, and it was no more. Sure there was Madden, but when it comes to video ...