Category: The Locomotive

See if you can guess where a man googled “How to rob a bank?”, & then robbed a bank.

Was it A) Tampa? B) Chicago? C) Detroit? D) San Jose? I mean where on Earth are people that stupid? Hold on I’ll give you another hint….on the same exact news day, A local city official drunkenly crashed a golf cart into a restaurant during Oktoberfest. Did you know the same City is also hometown ...

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Throwback Thursday: Sylvester Stallone once had a bull mastiff named Butkus. Obviously they were best friends.

Sly Stallone has always been a low-key hero of mine for one reason. He wrote the movie Rocky, and refused to sell it to anyone that wouldn’t let him play Rocky. Most Actors wait forever to get the perfect role, Stallone just up and wrote one for himself. He just penned an all-time classic no ...

Did this Nebraska fan poop her pants on National TV?

I’ve had this little clip in my phone since before this blog began. I just “re-discovered” it and I feel like it’s too hilarious not to share. It’s from Illinois @ Nebraska Oct. 1, 2016.   I’ll let you guys be the judge but I say we have a clear cut case of pooped in ...

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Stop putting words on this picture: An adderall fueled hate blog.

You know it’s adderall fueled when it’s the third blog post of the day.  I’m begging the internet to find a new random picture to meme-ify so I can stop seeing this goddamn visual cliche’ everytime I open my eyes. It was fun for a minute. I was never really into it, but I understand ...

Throwback Thursday. USC vs Texas. Vince Young takes all the milk.

  “Taking Milk” is a term that PBM and myself use for when a player dominates on the football field. The term comes from an episode of “The League” formerly on FX. When Jay Cutler’s son fumbles his milk bottle, and another baby takes it. “He took the Milk!” is proudly exclaimed by the baby’s ...

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Week 1 Power Ranks: The Holy War Film Festival.

Welcome to the 1st ever Holy War Film/Television Festival. We have several noteworthy entries this year. Some are good, some are bad, some are ugly. On Thursday we were all treated to an advance screening of Blair’s new project “Notting wrong with having Tyreek Hill” Another Thursday Night Special was Justin’s remake of a popular ...

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The Mitch Trubisky Saga continues: A Free Tarot Reading.

  Quick note: I mis-spoke on the “page of swords” card. Replace the word “emotion” with “curiosity” and “gossip” emotion is tied to the suit of cups more than swords. Other than that this was a very positive reading. I swear on my honor that I did not predetermine the order of those cards, that ...