Category: The Locomotive

A-Train Sports Origin Story.

I was once a degenerate College Freshmen. A degenerate College freshmen who in week one at the University of Missouri made the University Police Blotter for getting caught smoking blunts in the dorms. Not ideal. My floor was a healthy mix of nerds and narcs.  I had to get out of the dorms. That pretty ...

State of the Union for ATrain’s Overall Fandom. The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.

There is no better time to take an account of your favorite teams during than during the Sports Nexus, especially if you have a baseball team still alive as I do. (At least until tonight.) The Good. The Chicago Cubs: Down 0-3 to the Dodgers, is now down 1-3, and I get to sweat out ...

See if you can guess where a man googled “How to rob a bank?”, & then robbed a bank.

Was it A) Tampa? B) Chicago? C) Detroit? D) San Jose? I mean where on Earth are people that stupid? Hold on I’ll give you another hint….on the same exact news day, A local city official drunkenly crashed a golf cart into a restaurant during Oktoberfest. Did you know the same City is also hometown ...

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Throwback Thursday: Sylvester Stallone once had a bull mastiff named Butkus. Obviously they were best friends.

Sly Stallone has always been a low-key hero of mine for one reason. He wrote the movie Rocky, and refused to sell it to anyone that wouldn’t let him play Rocky. Most Actors wait forever to get the perfect role, Stallone just up and wrote one for himself. He just penned an all-time classic no ...

Did this Nebraska fan poop her pants on National TV?

I’ve had this little clip in my phone since before this blog began. I just “re-discovered” it and I feel like it’s too hilarious not to share. It’s from Illinois @ Nebraska Oct. 1, 2016.   I’ll let you guys be the judge but I say we have a clear cut case of pooped in ...

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Stop putting words on this picture: An adderall fueled hate blog.

You know it’s adderall fueled when it’s the third blog post of the day.  I’m begging the internet to find a new random picture to meme-ify so I can stop seeing this goddamn visual cliche’ everytime I open my eyes. It was fun for a minute. I was never really into it, but I understand ...

Throwback Thursday. USC vs Texas. Vince Young takes all the milk.

  “Taking Milk” is a term that PBM and myself use for when a player dominates on the football field. The term comes from an episode of “The League” formerly on FX. When Jay Cutler’s son fumbles his milk bottle, and another baby takes it. “He took the Milk!” is proudly exclaimed by the baby’s ...