Category: The Sports Car

The City of Seattle Seems 100% Positive About An NHL Team. Bonus: What Do We Call Them?

    All signs are pointing to Hockey in Seattle and it’s now a matter of when not if. This is great news for the city of Seattle. The team will be playing in a renovated key arena at the Seattle Center. This is great news for me as I live a short 10-minute walk from ...

Pre-Cog News: Pornhub’s Traffic Drops During the Super Bowl.

Since Pornhub burst onto the scene as the internet’s #1 adult website, we get the same news story after every single Superbowl. BREAKING NEWS AMERICAN’S ARE CAPABLE OF NOT JERKING OFF FOR 3 HOURS TO WATCH FOOTBALL! WE GET A GRAPHIC LIKE THIS: We get some yadda-yadda-yadda-about porn, a side note about the mini porn ...

Henry VIII of England Probably Had CTE From a Jousting Accident.

One thing that modern medicine affords historians is the ability to read the symptoms of historical figures and try to connect their behavior with a modern diagnosis. The madness of King George III of England is now attributed to a genetic condition known as Porphyria. Edgar Allan Poe is now believed to have died from Rabies. Now ...

Shannon Sharpe Goes Ballistic on Lou Williams.

It all started with this article from SLAM. I guess Shannon Sharpe didn’t like it because he took it to twitter like a bat out of hell.           Finally, someone tries to get these guys to make peace.   Shannon and Lou hashed it out, it sounds like Lou might be on ...

The NFL Average Score Dropped a Point per Game this Season. Why?

That might seem like an insignificant amount but it’s actually very significant, especially when you consider how the game is constantly being pushed towards more passing and more uptempo style of play. One might think that would lead to more points being scored but in 2017 scoring regressed. Why is that? I have a couple ...

Seahawks Fans Are Not Ready For Brian Schottenheimer.

The Seahawks have a passionate fan base, just ask Darrell Bevell. Bevell was finally run out of town after the Seahawks failed to make the postseason for the first time in the Russell Wilson era. It was a year too late for most Seattle fans, these people wanted his blood after Superbowl XLIX. Be careful ...

And Then There Were Four: The Mount Rushmore of the NFL.

Sure most people had the Patriots mentally etched on the 2017 version of the NFL’s Mount Rushmore. That was easy, New England is making their 7th consecutive appearance in the AFC Championship Game. However, if before the season started you told me the other three teams left would be The Eagles, Vikings, and Jaguars I ...

Mea Culpa: The Train’s Worst Takes So Far…

This website has been around long enough for me to start owning my mistakes. So without further ado, I present some of my works takes thus far. The Titanic of Bad Takes: The Rams will be so bad that Todd Gurley won’t be worth keeping in fantasy.  Coming out of the gates hot with a ...

Jalen Hurts Isn’t Getting His Job Back. It’s Tua Time in Tuscaloosa.

That was a mic drop of a TD pass. It was one of three that Tua Tagovailoa tossed in relief of the ineffectual Jalen Hurts. The Tide were dead in the water at halftime if something didn’t change down 13-0 to Georgia. WHAT. A. GAME. Tua Tagovailoa to DeVonta Smith … BALLGAME!!!@AlabamaFTBL WINS THE NATIONAL ...

Alabama vs Georgia: Breaking Down the Matchups. Plus Final Prediction.

One thing is perfectly clear from my gambling picks in the semifinals, I’m not digging deep enough. I need to go beyond the X’s and O’s and really see who has the true advantage when it comes to Alabama vs Georgia. Mascots: Crimson Tide vs Bulldogs.  Alabama is the Crimson Tide the mascot, however, is an ...