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PBM Claims the Trade Machine Throne.

October 22, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM goes full on berserker mode and uses the NBA trade machine like few have ever done before…be prepared to be amazed. Continue reading PBM Claims the Trade Machine Throne.

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Dame Lillard is an Absolute Dog.

August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 atrainsports

I fucking LOVE Damian Lillard. I was always a fan of his, but when I read his player’s tribune article Loyalty Over Everything. That’s when I truly became a fan of his forever. The article is long but worth the … Continue reading Dame Lillard is an Absolute Dog.

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The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

July 9, 2020 atrainsports

Pat Mahomes signed the richest deal in NFL History (A 10-year extension worth 503 million dollars) People have been coming out of the woodwork talking about how this deal will make it impossible for the Chiefs to compete while paying … Continue reading The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

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The TBT is something you should be interested in.

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM’s favorite event for summer hoops is the only basketball needed as the country’s fights against systemic racism and a global pandemic rage on. Continue reading The TBT is something you should be interested in.

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Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

Bulls. vs. Lakers for all the marbles. The end of the season brings an expected champion and an unexpected hero. Continue reading Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

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Covid-19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: Eastern Conference Results

April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM is back to tell the rail riders who will face the Lakers for the ultimate fantasy NBA crown. Continue reading Covid-19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: Eastern Conference Results

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Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

April 6, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM has finalized the simulation of his ultimate NBA season for the western conference. The results may shock you, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

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Co-vid 19 presents “The Ultimate NBA Fantasy Draft”

April 3, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

The Rona has ripped the NBA away from PBM…or has it? In the face of serious withdrawal symptoms, the master of the prone bone decided to create new ten-man rosters for every team. Every player from every era was on in the draft pool, and the results are quite spectacular. Enjoy, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 presents “The Ultimate NBA Fantasy Draft”

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I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 atrainsports

When I wrote yesterday’s free agency blog I briefly touched on the Bears. I didn’t give my take on Jimmy Graham because I had no clue how much they were paying him. Turns out it was SO MUCH MORE than … Continue reading I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

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NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

March 18, 2020 atrainsports

If you went into a coma from drinking too much eggnog in late December just to wake up to the reality of March 17th, 2020 the shock of the world you now live in just might be too much to … Continue reading NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

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