Category: The Sports Car

State of the Union for ATrain’s Overall Fandom. The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.

There is no better time to take an account of your favorite teams during than during the Sports Nexus, especially if you have a baseball team still alive as I do. (At least until tonight.) The Good. The Chicago Cubs: Down 0-3 to the Dodgers, is now down 1-3, and I get to sweat out ...

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

LET’S…GO…BLUUUUUUUUES! ALLLLLLL ABOARD THE BLUE NOTE SMASHED THE BLACKHAWKS EXPRESS TRAIN STRAIGHT TO LORD STANLEY’S HOME! TOOOOOOOT! TOOOOOOOT! Young Jayden’s glorious hat trick. What a game last night, rail riders. God, that was fun. The Note broke the Prone Bone Malone post curse and just obliterated the Blackhawks on their home ice. Jayden Schwartz and ...

The NBA’s Opening Night Was Incredible

Choo mafuckin’ choo, ATrain rail riders! I am the Hip Hop Walrus and I’m coming so strong to kick off your hump days! Give me a bangarang, Rufio! Ya boy PBM is a Rockets fan (Hakeem was my guy as a kid) and a Cavs/Warriors hater deluxe. You have no idea how delighted I was ...

The NBA Season Starts tonight: We enter the Sports Nexus.

What exactly is the Sports Nexus? It’s from when the NBA season starts, until the World Series is finished. It is when the 4 major Pro Sports and College Football are all competing for the attention of the sports world. If you are a pro athlete now is when you can get into a bar ...

Player Spotlight: Arizona’s Sophomore QB Khalil Tate.

Remember when Rich Rodriguez led West Virginia and they were one of the most exciting teams to watch in all of College Football? Pat White and Steve Slayton gashing teams in the run game, leaving defenses scratching their heads? Those were fun teams. Michigan when the had a healthy Denard Robinson, that was kinda a ...

College Gambling Diary: Mid-Season Review and Recap.

Welcome fellow investors, ATrain Corp. is ready for our mid season report. Remember we started with an initial investment of $5,000. The goal being to be able to gamble through the College Football Season, in hopes that at the end we can break even and best case scenario…win many many thousands of green people from ...

Prone Bone Malone Pigskin Particulars

ALL ABOARD! Another Sunday in the books. Parody is alive and well in the NFL. So much parody. Jimmy Buffet’s fans have renamed themselves the Parodyheads because of the parody in the NFL. That one rum that isn’t Malibu renamed itself to Parody Bay. The Pittsburgh Pirates mascot is now a guy who wears a ...