Category: The Sports Car

Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

Last night in Dallas, my beloved St. Louis Blues stole game three from the Dallas Stars to take a 2-1 series lead in the 2nd round of the NHL Playoffs. St. Louis local Pat “Big Rig” Maroon scored a beastly goal in the games closing moments. It was beautiful. The Blues are my favorite team ...

Mock Draft Season is Out of Control.

Like any red-blooded American football fan, I have begun to dive into the world of mock drafts. What is a mock draft? Let’s check the dictionary: NFL Mock Draft: A list of players made by an idiot that is almost always completely wrong. Not to be confused with a fantasy mock draft which is also ...

The Clippers Historic Comeback vs The Warriors Has Me Thinking About The Chris Paul Trade.

So much of the Clippers comeback was orchestrated by the players that Los Angeles got back when they sent Chris Paul to Houston. Patrick Beverly led the way with pestering defense and Lou Williams seemed almost unstoppable at times. Montrez Harrell contributed 25 points and 10 boards. All three came from Houston and all three ...

No More Parties in LA

  I love making cross-cultural comparisons. Not like Bill Simmons does in his current form, but I’d be lying if I didn’t credit his younger, hungrier self for showing me the brilliance of using this method for humor + universal relevance. In my brain, I tend to use Hip Hop, wrestling, the NBA, and epic ...

Wet the Beak – NCAA Tournament Edition Part 2

The game we love is FSU getting up to 8 points depending on where you place your bets. There is a bit of a revenge factor in this game as FSU upset Gonzaga in the tourney last year. FSU will be playing without Phil Cofer (dealing with the death of his father) and David Nichols ...

Wet the Beak: NCAA Tournament Round One.

Coming at you with the first ever College Hoops “Wet the Beak” at ATRAIN CORP. Let’s move some units. First, my betting philosophy when it comes to round one. Find the teams you think are overseeded, overrated or just flat out stink. Find the ones among those teams that are favored by double digits and ...

Defining Greatness: MJ vs. LeBron

This is going to be a different style of piece than you have seen from me in the past. The only way to let anyone who thinks LeBron the NBA’s “GOAT’ cannot be reached via any of usual methods of story telling, and I’m not in the business of doing the same shit over and ...