Category: The Sports Car

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The Mitch Trubisky Saga continues: A Free Tarot Reading.

  Quick note: I mis-spoke on the “page of swords” card. Replace the word “emotion” with “curiosity” and “gossip” emotion is tied to the suit of cups more than swords. Other than that this was a very positive reading. I swear on my honor that I did not predetermine the order of those cards, that ...

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Thursday Recap: Mark Wahlberg, Patriots anger the Football Gods & Friday Wet the Beak: College Football Picks

Thursday Night Recap : Chiefs 42 Patriots 27 I may be a Bears fan, but I love the Patriots. I love Belichick and Brady. I fucking hate Goodell. That being said the Pats were the victims of their own hubris last night. First off let me say I have had just about enough of fucking ...

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Return to THE HOLY WAR: Pre-Season Power Rankings

Vae Victis: Woe to the Vanquished. Our last crusade saw Jimbert take home the Holy Grail. It was his first Holy War Championship, after a long, and arduous journey; one that saw him year after year come so close to victory, yet never taste it. Well he is tasting it now. The Grail is his ...

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Wet the Beak: College Football Gambling Journal.

Sometimes the worst thing that can happen is that you can win your first bet of the gambling season. You get an inflated ego after that first win. This year is was CSU over Oregon State. A-Train Corp. is +100 on the season, but we are not gonna let it go to our head. It ...

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Mitch Tubisky Saga: Part Deux. A Siamese Dream.

I don’t know about Billy Corgan but MY latest siamese dream has Mitch and I attached at the hip. We plan to make beautiful music together. You can tell by the album cover that I’m still the Alpha Twin. We go to the bathroom when I want to go. Mitch has to hold it. He ...

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Friday Round-up with first round of 2017 season’s gambling picks.

FBS College Football kicks off tomorrow at 11:00 pacific with Oregon St. traveling to Fort Collins to take on Colorado State. It’s really the only game worth betting on Saturday. This weekend is a “soft opening” of the season. The really big games don’t start until September 2nd. That doesn’t matter to us degenerate gamblers. ...

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Mizzou Basketball: The Great Unknown.

I spent a lot of time in Columbia, Missouri. Most of that time was spent drinking and watching Mizzou sports, chiefly football and basketball. Let’s be honest other college sports don’t matter. I managed to get a degree and get out, but I still love the Tigers, even if they are frustrating to root for. ...