Category: The Sports Car

Football Weekend Recap: Our Beaks have been Bathed.

Loyal readers rejoice, “Wet the Beak” is back with a vengeance. We took our lumps in the college game last week, but week one of the NFL was the cure. The Atraincorp Syndicate went 7-1 with our 8 NFL bets. My buddy PBM went 5-1 in his picks. We both got the same game wrong ...

Wet the Beak: NFL Week One.

Let me start with a small mea culpa. When I looked at the lines in College Football this week only two games stuck out to me in a sea of college games and over/unders. They were both early kickoffs, so I decided to skip the Friday “Wet the Beak” and just write one for the ...

PBM is Slicin’ Up Pick Six Bacon

The Pick Five ya boy Prone Bone Malone SHREDDED last season has been elevated to a Pick Six. You think that gives us worries? We have zero worries. The bacon is going to be sliced up and brought home all the same. I shall mince no more words – here’s the fat to chew. NEW ...

A-Train & Andy Mansion talk NFL over/unders.

Bill Simmons has Joe House, well what’s better than a house? A Mansion. That’s why I got my buddy Andy Mansion to talk pigskin. The NFL is a mansion and it’s up to Andy and myself to relegate teams to various rooms in the mansion. The teams that end up in the Master Bedroom…those are ...

The Chicago Bears are making the sequel to “Mack & Me” after plundering the Raiders.

When I woke up on Saturday to the news that Khalil Mack was a Chicago Bear I was beside myself with joy. I mean we filled our biggest need with one of the best possible answers, and we are far enough under the salary cap to extend him. Then the alarms went off…what did the ...

Guess who’s back? IT’S THE INCREDIBLE!

It’s been too long, I shouldn’t have left you…without a dope blog to step to! Prone Bone Malone is back in the thick of it for the NFL season and the foreseeable future. Mind the gaps, and appreciate the blizzards when it comes to my literary snowfall. I’ll be doing power rankings of the two ...

Wet the Beak III: Beak Wetting with a Vengence.

I’m writing part III to this week’s edition of “Wet the Beak” as I watch Ole Miss take on Texas Tech in Houston. It’s 9am, this is what sucks about living in Seattle. College Football starts too early. Texas Tech just scored to tie the game at 7-7 in the first quarter, but I gotta ...