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Throwback Thursday: Angels in the Outfield vs Color of Night.

I didn’t discover my cusping manhood in the age of the modern internet. I, like many young boys of my generation would go to great lengths to see a woman’s bare breast for even a split second. One surefire way to see a titty was in one of those 1990’s sexy psychological thrillers that don’t ...

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Old Coke Zero vs New Coke Zero : Blind Taste Test.

Out with the old, in with the new. Coke has scrapped Coke Zero for well….Coke Zero. Fun fact about A-Train, I’m a HUGE diet soda guy. If I get cancer it will be because I consumed daily enough Phenylalanine to kill laboratory mice. I’ve dabbled in Coke Zero but I’m a Diet Coke guy. I ...

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Mizzou Basketball: The Great Unknown.

I spent a lot of time in Columbia, Missouri. Most of that time was spent drinking and watching Mizzou sports, chiefly football and basketball. Let’s be honest other college sports don’t matter. I managed to get a degree and get out, but I still love the Tigers, even if they are frustrating to root for. ...

A-Train Story Hour: Goldifox and the 3 Bears.

  Little John Goldifox was lost in the forest. The young lad had been out riding when his surly horse, a bronco named Elway, threw the boy from his saddle, and rode off. The child cursed the horse. Rising, he dusted himself off and tried to regain his bearings. Where was he? The horse had ...

Pickle Rick is a Masterpiece.

  I’m obsessed with Rick and Morty. I have been since the pilot episode. I knew right away it was my cup of tea. It can be hit and miss on occasion, with way more hits than misses. Season 3, Episode 3: Pickle Rick may be the episode to date. It’s a masterpiece. Pickle Rick ...

A-Train @ The Movies: THE DARK TOWER. My first and only experience with 4DX.

  It was hot as fuck in Seattle today, a rare haze polluting the skies. Forest fires to the north in Canada have blown smoke into the city at the worst possible time. As a fat guy without air conditioning, this is problematic. I’ll take just about any excuse to escape to some AC. Realizing ...

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Tyrion Lannister is a Targaryen.

Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryn are the true parents of Jon Stark. This was a long believed theory better known as R+L=J, and it captivated the GOT audience until it was more or less confirmed by the television show. It had long been my feeling that sufficient evidence for R+L=J existed in the novels. Enough ...

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Checking in on Mr. Biscuit, the Mitch Trubisky saga. Part 1.

First lets check in with my initial reaction to the Bears drafting of Trubisky. Jesus look at this guy, he’s a mess, you can see it in his eyes. But how is he doing roughly 3 months later? Ok this guy is a bit more calm, but he sure seems pessimistic about the Bears and ...

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ESPN intent on getting all the Milk from the OJ Simpson cow.

Now that I have written that headline, I feel like I missed a real opportunity for a solid juice pun. Oh well maybe I can fit it in later. It’s reflex to hit 173 on the remote, when I pick it up. Those numbers followed by the enter key bring me to ESPN the self ...

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The LA Rams have killed Todd Gurley.

They didn’t literally kill him, so Grandma Gurley if you’re reading this, your baby is ok. He just sucks. He sucks because the Rams suck. The Rams suck as an organization. They suck on the field. This isn’t news. But it’s probably only going to get worse. It’s late July, training camp hasn’t started, but ...

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