“The Punisher” on Netflix is an early XMas present.

Happy Big Wednesday, rail riders! This is the evening where more pussies are done from the caboose than on any other night of the calendar year. Forget NYE, forget Halloween, forget St. Patty’s Day – Big Wednesday is the night when people are getting their fuck on. Young thundacats are home from Thanksgiving, young professionals ...

Ode to the Yoder.

PBM and myself have a little bit of an inside joke that I’ll let you all in on. It involves former Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Washington Redskin, Todd Yoder. It’s not really a joke, I don’t know what to call it, but the gist is that all shitty white tight ends are Yoders. That’s it. ...

ESPN is Spending an Inordinate Amount of Time Talking About the “Butt Fumble” a Play that Happened 5 Years Ago.

ESPN cancels Barstool Van Talk, they didn’t want to be associated with the Barstool brand? What they did want to do was resurrect the “Butt Fumble” and treat it like the immaculate reception but for poopy plays and jam it down our throats till we gag. Here it is in case you don’t already have ...

Tidal Wave Thumps – A PBM Confessional: I love NF

Hello, family. I have to come clean about something. Ever since Pete Carroll murdered my Pick 5 last night, I’ve been listening to a lot of one particular artist. Because…essentially…Pete Carroll let me down. Why is this song soothing me in my time of despair? Is it because the man Billy Baggins Simmons once called ...

Mildly Obscure Television from Yesteryear: Lucy the Daughter of the Devil.

If you watch mainstream animation on television, then you are surely familiar with the work of H. Jon Benjamin. He’s voice actor behind the titular character in two of the most popular animated comedies of the past decade: Bob Belcher on Bob’s Burgers and Serling Archer on Archer. Fans of the cult movie¬†Wet Hot American ...

PBM Pigskin Particulars

We took a week off from our normal route on Mondays last week, rail riders. We shall NOT do that again. Ya boy PBM watched the full slate of games yesterday, and I have observations ‘o plenty. I dropped my Pick 5 on ya on my solo dolo edition of the Prone Bone Dome, but ...

The NHL Should Take a Page From the NFL’s Playbook and Double Down on the Winter Classic.

I love the Winter Classic. Outdoor hockey is always fun to watch. The Blackhawks seem to play in it half the time (fine by me). It’s a fantastic event. Honestly the only thing that takes away from it, is the huge slate of college football being played simultaneously. When the 2019 game was announced to ...

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