Football Friday: Weekend Beak-Wetting.

We were in the positive last week, let’s make it two in a row. I feel good about this week, I was able to talk to my College Football consigliere and I think he pointed me in the right direction. The Theme this week is to fade BAD TEAMS.  Everyone we are betting against STINKS except for TCU. Even 200 on each wager. 15 wagers in total. Let’s do this. Notre Dame -14.5 @ North Carolina.  Team playing for Brian Kelly despite hating every fiber of his being. Pitt @ Syracuse over 65 points. I think this game went SLIGHTLY … Continue reading Football Friday: Weekend Beak-Wetting.

A-Train: From the Vault or Have you seen this?

I don’t know what to title this segment. From the Vault? Have you seen this? Doesn’t matter, this is a new type of BP, that’s Blog Post for you newbs. It like if Throwback Thursday and A-Train @ the Movies fucked and had baby out of wedlock. Basically I will just talk about a movie/movies that you probably have not seen. These are not supposed to be Oscar winners people. Some will be “so bad they are good” some are just a great time-capsule to what kind of movies were being made at a certain time. Others are just personal … Continue reading A-Train: From the Vault or Have you seen this?

Sponsored Post: Prone Bone Malone Ranks Kombucha Flavors.

The Official Kombucha Power Rankings Let me clear something up before we get into this – no matter what A Train tells you, this is not a sponsored post. This is something that I feel so fucking passionately about it ranks third to prone boning and Hip Hop. This is the life blood of Prone Bone Malone. This is the stuff that makes the jelly for my prone bone and jelly (also known as the Prone Bone Deluxe). This is the stuff that makes me cum pure bucha. This..is..Kombucha. Now, there is only one brand of Kombucha worth consuming. This … Continue reading Sponsored Post: Prone Bone Malone Ranks Kombucha Flavors.

Football Friday: Dry Beaks and Circus Freaks. (Updated)

Last week ATRAIN CORP took it’s first hit of the season, boy was it a doozy. 2-8 in our College Football picks last week is no bueno. Checking the numbers: After four weeks we had our initial investment of $5,000 up to $6,250. The 2-8 nose dive cost us $850 and we are now back to $5,400. Still in the black, and do to bounce back. Current beak status calls for a forecast of rain. Thursday Night Football Recap: The Bears fucking suck, John Fox sucks, but most of all Mike Glennon SUCKS, and not only that he looks like … Continue reading Football Friday: Dry Beaks and Circus Freaks. (Updated)

Throwback Thursday: Sylvester Stallone once had a bull mastiff named Butkus. Obviously they were best friends.

Sly Stallone has always been a low-key hero of mine for one reason. He wrote the movie Rocky, and refused to sell it to anyone that wouldn’t let him play Rocky. Most Actors wait forever to get the perfect role, Stallone just up and wrote one for himself. He just penned an all-time classic no big deal. Then I found out about his dog Butkus, and I somehow like the guy even more. I wore number 51 in junior football and freshman year because of Dick Butkus. Sly was obviously a fan as well. He got Butkus in 1971 when … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Sylvester Stallone once had a bull mastiff named Butkus. Obviously they were best friends.

Stop putting words on this picture: An adderall fueled hate blog.

You know it’s adderall fueled when it’s the third blog post of the day.  I’m begging the internet to find a new random picture to meme-ify so I can stop seeing this goddamn visual cliche’ everytime I open my eyes. It was fun for a minute. I was never really into it, but I understand how things go viral. Still this picture is so stale and I see it so often it makes me wonder if the entire human race has gotten lazy and uncreative. This abomination is showing no signs of slowing down. I actually heard some ESPN dingbat … Continue reading Stop putting words on this picture: An adderall fueled hate blog.

Friendly reminder next week is Nick Cage appreciation week.

We will be celebrating the life and career of one Nicholas Cage. His movies have been good, his movies have been bad, his movies have been ugly.  Stay Tuned for all Cage all the time next week on ATRAIN SPORTS. Here have a taste: If you tried to field a baseball team based entirely on Cage character names from his films what does that team look like? 1B – Grug Crood, voice acting counts. Full Disclosure I have not seen The Croods, but I have seen a lot of fat first basemen. Grug Crood sounds like a first basemen with … Continue reading Friendly reminder next week is Nick Cage appreciation week.

Football Friday: Wet the Beak

This week in CFB lacks the super top tier match-ups but we still got some very intriguing plays this week at ATRAIN CORP. Knock on wood we have had no losing weeks let’s keep the streak alive. Friday Night Special: OK we are 0-1 on Friday night football, lets get back to .500 and take Utah -3.5 in Arizona. FSU is still a team: It seems like it’s been forever since the ‘noles last played. That’s because the last time we saw them was vs Alabama. The Tide have played twice since then. At this point FSU still has only … Continue reading Football Friday: Wet the Beak