See if you can guess where a man googled “How to rob a bank?”, & then robbed a bank.

Was it A) Tampa? B) Chicago? C) Detroit? D) San Jose? I mean where on Earth are people that stupid? Hold on I’ll give you another hint….on the same exact news day, A local city official drunkenly crashed a golf cart into a restaurant during Oktoberfest. Did you know the same City is also hometown ...

Tuesday Tidal Wave Thumps

  Hey, ATrain passengers. It’s your conductor who conducts from the caboose, Prone Bone Malone aka Drewtang aka Macadelic aka Glidedrotonic. I hit you on Friday with some new blasters that are created by the veterans of the game. Guys who have been doing the damn thing and contribute to Hip Hop consistently and righteously. ...

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Monday Night Football. The Mitch Trubisky Experience.

Last night we got our first taste of Mitchell’s Trubisky. Let’s Check in on A-Train’s mood pregame. Who is this guy? He’s sounds so optimistic!   John Fox is a special coach. 4th and a long 1. Decides to go for it. Decides he needs more time to call the play. Decides that NFL timeouts ...

Prone Bone Malone Pigskin Particulars

Hi, sports fans. How’d you enjoy your Sunday? I somewhat enjoyed mine. I prone boned, which was nice. The Rams lost, but I’m not fully back into Rams fan mode yet, so that didn’t sting so much. In the afternoon, I hated fantasy football. But then I didn’t watch the end of the night game, ...

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Weekend Recap, Monday Night Preview : A Legend is Born. ( Hopefully)

Sitting here watching the Sunday Night Game wind down. J.J. Watt’s career might be over. The Chiefs are really good. My fantasy teams are not. Sunday in the NFL was for the most part bad teams squaring off in the early games; good teams squaring off after that. Monday Night Mitch Trubisky will make his ...

I’m a Football Fan Folly

Last night, Tony Romo cracked me up. Not quite Jon Gruden hitting rookie QB’s with pool noodles crack up, but close. The Pats were about to kick off, and the ball fell off the tee. For some reason, Jim Nantz found this hilarious and said, “welcome to the football follies.” Romo didn’t laugh at all, ...

Friday Thumps That Hit Ya Skeleton

  I was rereading my Wu Tang power ranks in lieu of Masta Killa’s ridiculously dope new solo offering – he’s still at the bottom of the totem pole, but him and Golden Arms just got a lot closer. Anyway, this is my top three bangers of the week blog, and I plan on hitting ...

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