I’m obsessed with Rick and Morty. I have been since the pilot episode. I knew right away it was my cup of tea. It can be hit and miss on occasion, with way more hits than misses. Season 3, … Continue reading Pickle Rick is a Masterpiece.
It was hot as fuck in Seattle today, a rare haze polluting the skies. Forest fires to the north in Canada have blown smoke into the city at the worst possible time. As a fat guy without air conditioning, … Continue reading A-Train @ The Movies: THE DARK TOWER. My first and only experience with 4DX.
Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryn are the true parents of Jon Stark. This was a long believed theory better known as R+L=J, and it captivated the GOT audience until it was more or less confirmed by the television show. It had long been my feeling that sufficient evidence for R+L=J existed in the novels. Enough to all but put that theory to bed as truth. It’s not Jon Starks parents that concern me however, it is the Imp’s. I’m here to talk about the less popular theory: the MK+JL=I theory. Ok that doesn’t … Continue reading Tyrion Lannister is a Targaryen.
First lets check in with my initial reaction to the Bears drafting of Trubisky. Jesus look at this guy, he’s a mess, you can see it in his eyes. But how is he doing roughly 3 months later? Ok this guy is a bit more calm, but he sure seems pessimistic about the Bears and poor old Mitch. It’s really sad to be so down on your team before the season even starts. Usually I trick myself into a couple weeks of “we might be good.” Not this year. This year is about low expectations and being pleasantly surprised (maybe). … Continue reading Checking in on Mr. Biscuit, the Mitch Trubisky saga. Part 1.
Now that I have written that headline, I feel like I missed a real opportunity for a solid juice pun. Oh well maybe I can fit it in later. It’s reflex to hit 173 on the remote, when I pick it up. Those numbers followed by the enter key bring me to ESPN the self proclaimed “World Wide Leader” in Sports. I didn’t realize it was going to be all OJ all day. As I type ESPN cameras are focused on an empty desk in Carson City, Nevada. I assume at some point people will be sitting in these seats. … Continue reading ESPN intent on getting all the Milk from the OJ Simpson cow.
They didn’t literally kill him, so Grandma Gurley if you’re reading this, your baby is ok. He just sucks. He sucks because the Rams suck. The Rams suck as an organization. They suck on the field. This isn’t news. But it’s probably only going to get worse. It’s late July, training camp hasn’t started, but the fantasy football chatter has begun. I’m the commissioner of The Holy War, my long running fantasy football league with my high school friends. Last year I finished in last place, and it’s mostly because of stupid fucking Todd Gurley. So I’m starting to think keepers, … Continue reading The LA Rams have killed Todd Gurley.
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