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Week 1 Power Ranks: The Holy War Film Festival.

Welcome to the 1st ever Holy War Film/Television Festival. We have several noteworthy entries this year. Some are good, some are bad, some are ugly. On Thursday we were all treated to an advance screening of Blair’s new project “Notting wrong with having Tyreek Hill” Another Thursday Night Special was Justin’s remake of a popular ...

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The Mitch Trubisky Saga continues: A Free Tarot Reading.

  Quick note: I mis-spoke on the “page of swords” card. Replace the word “emotion” with “curiosity” and “gossip” emotion is tied to the suit of cups more than swords. Other than that this was a very positive reading. I swear on my honor that I did not predetermine the order of those cards, that ...

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The Prone Bone Malone Hip Hop Head Haberdashery: Wu Tang Clan Member Rankings

Let me state something right off the bat: I am more than qualified to write this blog. I have an insatiable thirst for real Hip Hop music. It’s my favorite thing on this Earth. I live for Hip Hop, intellectually stimulating fictional content, competitive athletics, Kombucha, bar food, and prone boning. That’s really all that ...

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Thursday Recap: Mark Wahlberg, Patriots anger the Football Gods & Friday Wet the Beak: College Football Picks

Thursday Night Recap : Chiefs 42 Patriots 27 I may be a Bears fan, but I love the Patriots. I love Belichick and Brady. I fucking hate Goodell. That being said the Pats were the victims of their own hubris last night. First off let me say I have had just about enough of fucking ...

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50 Shades of Mitch.

Mitch Cumstein. Mitch Kramer. Mitch from “Not Another Team Movie.” The fictional Mitch lives large in either obscurity, annoying face touches, or being told to stop. Personally, I only truly care  for Cumstein. He’s the only the one that seems like a good shit who wouldn’t get his chops busted. But this blog isn’t about ...

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Throwback Thursday: Magic Eye Posters, and the stupid people who look at them.

There was a lot of stupid shit to permeate American culture in the 90’s. The Magic Eye might take the cake. Children of the new millennium, your parents and grandparents would stare at these nothing posters in the hopes that image would appear.   I have nothing but hate for the Magic Eye Hoax industry. ...

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Return to THE HOLY WAR: Pre-Season Power Rankings

Vae Victis: Woe to the Vanquished. Our last crusade saw Jimbert take home the Holy Grail. It was his first Holy War Championship, after a long, and arduous journey; one that saw him year after year come so close to victory, yet never taste it. Well he is tasting it now. The Grail is his ...

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