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Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

Bulls. vs. Lakers for all the marbles. The end of the season brings an expected champion and an unexpected hero. Continue reading Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

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Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

April 6, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM has finalized the simulation of his ultimate NBA season for the western conference. The results may shock you, rail riders. Continue reading Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

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PBM’s Current NBA Love’s & Hate’s: Unbridled Passion Unleashed

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Prone Bone Malone

PBM commences his plans to consistently rip off Zach Lowe, dilligently deflate Brian Windbag, insist on ignoring Dickless Wright, and definitely demonize Doris Burke. Continue reading PBM’s Current NBA Love’s & Hate’s: Unbridled Passion Unleashed

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PBM gives Zion & his Pellies their Nickname + Examines the Brow Trade

June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

The arrival of the Zion King looms large as LeBron once again cannot help himself from his short-term, nonsensical ways. Continue reading PBM gives Zion & his Pellies their Nickname + Examines the Brow Trade

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Defining Greatness: NBA Dynasties

May 25, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

All aboard, rail riders – if ya not inspired then ya leave something to be desired. Because ATrain is lighting fire to TV’s Iron Throne, and Prone Bone Malone is about to ignite a pyre inside ya NBA comfort zone. … Continue reading Defining Greatness: NBA Dynasties

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No More Parties in LA

April 10, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

  I love making cross-cultural comparisons. Not like Bill Simmons does in his current form, but I’d be lying if I didn’t credit his younger, hungrier self for showing me the brilliance of using this method for humor + universal … Continue reading No More Parties in LA

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