Tag: Lakers

Bulls v. Lakers: Inaugural Ultimate NBA Finals

Bulls. vs. Lakers for all the marbles. The end of the season brings an expected champion and an unexpected hero.

Co-vid 19 Ultimate Fantasy NBA: How The West Was Won

PBM has finalized the simulation of his ultimate NBA season for the western conference. The results may shock you, rail riders.

PBM’s Current NBA Love’s & Hate’s: Unbridled Passion Unleashed

PBM commences his plans to consistently rip off Zach Lowe, dilligently deflate Brian Windbag, insist on ignoring Dickless Wright, and definitely demonize Doris Burke.

PBM gives Zion & his Pellies their Nickname + Examines the Brow Trade

The arrival of the Zion King looms large as LeBron once again cannot help himself from his short-term, nonsensical ways.

Defining Greatness: NBA Dynasties

All aboard, rail riders – if ya not inspired then ya leave something to be desired. Because ATrain is lighting fire to TV’s Iron Throne, and Prone Bone Malone is about to ignite a pyre inside ya NBA comfort zone. Time to disown any falsities about building truly great teams – LeBron fuckin’ James, you ...

No More Parties in LA

  I love making cross-cultural comparisons. Not like Bill Simmons does in his current form, but I’d be lying if I didn’t credit his younger, hungrier self for showing me the brilliance of using this method for humor + universal relevance. In my brain, I tend to use Hip Hop, wrestling, the NBA, and epic ...