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The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

July 9, 2020 atrainsports

Pat Mahomes signed the richest deal in NFL History (A 10-year extension worth 503 million dollars) People have been coming out of the woodwork talking about how this deal will make it impossible for the Chiefs to compete while paying … Continue reading The Mahomes Contract has Produced Innumerable Bad Takes.

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I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 atrainsports

When I wrote yesterday’s free agency blog I briefly touched on the Bears. I didn’t give my take on Jimmy Graham because I had no clue how much they were paying him. Turns out it was SO MUCH MORE than … Continue reading I Have Lost ALL Faith in The Chicago Bears as an Organization.

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NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

March 18, 2020 atrainsports

If you went into a coma from drinking too much eggnog in late December just to wake up to the reality of March 17th, 2020 the shock of the world you now live in just might be too much to … Continue reading NFL Free Agency is all the Sports we Have.

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Seattle Dragons play the DC Defenders in the inaugural XFL game.

February 8, 2020 atrainsports

Here at A-Train Sports, we do not recognize the failure of the XFL 20 years ago. As far as we are concerned the league never existed, and today February 8th, 2020 the REAL XFL begins. I have already locked myself … Continue reading Seattle Dragons play the DC Defenders in the inaugural XFL game.

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Freddy’s Dead. My Nightmare is Over & I Can Blog Again.

December 30, 2019December 30, 2019 atrainsports

Salutations! It’s good to be back blogging. Why did I take such a long break? The answer is simple. Every blog would have been an iteration of: “Freddy Can’t Coach a Soup Kitchen” “Freddy K and the Nightmare on Lerner … Continue reading Freddy’s Dead. My Nightmare is Over & I Can Blog Again.

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Grading the New NFL Head Coaches.

October 1, 2019 atrainsports

The NFL has 8 new head coaches this year, that’s 25% of the NFL and an average of one new coach per division. Let’s check in on these guys after 4 weeks… Vic “Generic Grey Sweatshirt” Fangio: Broncos I was … Continue reading Grading the New NFL Head Coaches.

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Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

April 30, 2019April 30, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

Last night in Dallas, my beloved St. Louis Blues stole game three from the Dallas Stars to take a 2-1 series lead in the 2nd round of the NHL Playoffs. St. Louis local Pat “Big Rig” Maroon scored a beastly … Continue reading Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

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Mock Draft Season is Out of Control.

April 22, 2019 atrainsports

Like any red-blooded American football fan, I have begun to dive into the world of mock drafts. What is a mock draft? Let’s check the dictionary: NFL Mock Draft: A list of players made by an idiot that is almost … Continue reading Mock Draft Season is Out of Control.

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NFL Regular Season Review.

January 2, 2019January 2, 2019 atrainsports

Before we jump into the wildcard round of the NFL playoffs lets take a look at how things ended. Alrighty let’s go back and look at some of our NFL pre-season prognostications: I also wrote a Blog about Dez Bryant … Continue reading NFL Regular Season Review.

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Wet the Beak Returns for NFL Week 14

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018 atrainsports

It’s been a long time I shouldn’t have left you without a dope beat to step too…so without further ado, the A-Train is coming out of the station to make picks once again. Here we go. Steelers -10.5 at Oakland. … Continue reading Wet the Beak Returns for NFL Week 14

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