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The Blues are Stanley Cup Champions. Real news, and it’s spectacular.

June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

PBM’s existence as a Blues fan is broken down chronologically to make sense of the Blues’ fairytale 2019 championship season. Continue reading The Blues are Stanley Cup Champions. Real news, and it’s spectacular.

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PBM’s Game Two Adjustments

May 29, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

Game 1 of this year’s Stanley Cup Finals was the biggest Blues game I’ve ever watched. It was quickly supplanted by tonight’s game, and will only be rivaled by future games in this series. The game didn’t go so well … Continue reading PBM’s Game Two Adjustments

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Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

April 30, 2019April 30, 2019 Prone Bone Malone

Last night in Dallas, my beloved St. Louis Blues stole game three from the Dallas Stars to take a 2-1 series lead in the 2nd round of the NHL Playoffs. St. Louis local Pat “Big Rig” Maroon scored a beastly … Continue reading Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

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The City of Seattle Seems 100% Positive About An NHL Team. Bonus: What Do We Call Them?

February 20, 2018February 25, 2018 atrainsports

    All signs are pointing to Hockey in Seattle and it’s now a matter of when not if. This is great news for the city of Seattle. The team will be playing in a renovated key arena at the … Continue reading The City of Seattle Seems 100% Positive About An NHL Team. Bonus: What Do We Call Them?

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Prone Bone Dome Episode 8

November 17, 2017November 17, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

Today’s ep includes: NFL Power Hierarchy NBA Mike Stanton NHL / Mizzou Hoops Quick Hits Continue reading Prone Bone Dome Episode 8

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MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

October 19, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

LET’S…GO…BLUUUUUUUUES! ALLLLLLL ABOARD THE BLUE NOTE SMASHED THE BLACKHAWKS EXPRESS TRAIN STRAIGHT TO LORD STANLEY’S HOME! TOOOOOOOT! TOOOOOOOT! Young Jayden’s glorious hat trick. What a game last night, rail riders. God, that was fun. The Note broke the Prone Bone … Continue reading MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

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The Blues are Good.

October 12, 2017November 14, 2017 Prone Bone Malone

  All aboard the ATrain express to hockey hell, passengers! Also known as being a St. Louis Blues fans. One Stanley Cup Finals appearance in their existence. Two Western Conference Finals ass beatings in my lifetime. Other than that, a … Continue reading The Blues are Good.

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