Tag: Zeke

Ezekiel Elliott is a Man Without a Country.

Last night in Dallas, my beloved St. Louis Blues stole game three from the Dallas Stars to take a 2-1 series lead in the 2nd round of the NHL Playoffs. St. Louis local Pat “Big Rig” Maroon scored a beastly goal in the games closing moments. It was beautiful. The Blues are my favorite team ...

RIP Young Dirty’s Rookie Season

Shame on ya, Bill O’Brien! I don’t know how Young Dirty shattered his ACL in fucking practice, but I guarantee fucking tee OB was intricately involved. He is the coach after all, and what is he doing having Watson run anything in practice that could jeopardize his knees?!? Absurd, abnormal, atrocious, assheadery at its finest. ...