Honestly one of my favorite things on the internet ever was when pirate Simon pirated pirate porn. I was just rewatching the video and laughing my ass off when I looked up and saw it all began exactly 4 years ago today on The Rundown.
Just a few points to make on this Masterpiece with the hindsight of 2108.
- Hank, you came a long way. You went from a prime suspect in the pirate porn fiasco to kinda a big deal on PMT. Congrats Bro.
- Big Cat was fit in 2014. Did we catch him on a diet? He looks about 15 years older now.
- Dave was not so fit and his money hadn’t come in, so he’s not looking like Davey 2018. Proof once again money will make you better looking.
- Feits and KFC pretty much look the exact same, maybe a few pounds heavier but pretty much no change.
- Dave is so spot on calling Simon a “The Most Obvious Porn Guy” it’s factually correct and played out that way. “I downloaded it and didn’t watch it” is an all-time line.
- If you ever want to learn how to spot a liar just rewatch the part where Dave interrogates Simon. Every single look, shrug, eye movement, is the tell-tale sign of a liar. I think he goes through all 17 pantomimes possible for a human male lair.
Shoutout to Big Cat, who literally took the Good Cop, Bad Cop, routine that you see on TV and broke Simon within minutes.