4 Years Ago Today: The Pirated Pirate Porn Saga Began.

Honestly one of my favorite things on the internet ever was when pirate Simon pirated pirate porn. I was just rewatching the video and laughing my ass off when I looked up and saw it all began exactly 4 years ago today on The Rundown.

Just a few points to make on this Masterpiece with the hindsight of 2108.

  1. Hank, you came a long way. You went from a prime suspect in the pirate porn fiasco to kinda a big deal on PMT. Congrats Bro.
  2. Big Cat was fit in 2014. Did we catch him on a diet? He looks about 15 years older now.
  3. Dave was not so fit and his money hadn’t come in, so he’s not looking like Davey 2018. Proof once again money will make you better looking.
  4. Feits and KFC pretty much look the exact same, maybe a few pounds heavier but pretty much no change.
  5. Dave is so spot on calling Simon a “The Most Obvious Porn Guy” it’s factually correct and played out that way. “I downloaded it and didn’t watch it” is an all-time line.
  6. If you ever want to learn how to spot a liar just rewatch the part where Dave interrogates Simon. Every single look, shrug, eye movement, is the tell-tale sign of a liar. I think he goes through all 17 pantomimes possible for a human male lair.

Shoutout to Big Cat, who literally took the Good Cop, Bad Cop, routine that you see on TV and broke Simon within minutes.

 

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